Cracked Eggery menu

GARLIC PARM-TRUFFLE TOTS US$5.00

Our best-seller. Fancy without trying.

CINNAMON SUGAR TOTS US$5.00

A brunch dessert disguised as a side.

SALTED TOTS US$5.00

Classic. Undisputed. The GOAT.

OLD BAY TOTS US$5.00

A DMV love language.

PLAIN TOTS (NO SEASONING) US$5.00

Cutting salt? We still got you.

HONEY BBQ TOTS US$5.00

Your favorite chips, but better

RANCH TOTS US$5.00

Cool Ranch Doritos’ breakfast cousin.

SIDE OF KETCHUP US$0.50

Classic, familiar, and always reliable. Smooth and tangy with just the right sweetness — the perfect dipping partner for tots, sandwiches, and everything in between.

SIDE OF SRIRACHA MAYO US$0.50

Creamy, spicy, smooth. A balanced heat with a slow build — the most versatile “make it better” sauce on the menu.

MIKE'S HOT HONEY US$1.50

Sweet heat with swagger. Sticky, spicy, drippy perfection that turns sandwiches, tots, and chicken into straight-up crave material.

SIDE OF TOMATILLO SALSA US$1.00

Fresh, green, and punchy. Roasted tomatillos, a hint of heat, and that perfect tang that wakes up a burrito without overwhelming it.

UTENSILS US$0.00

Includes 1 fork and 1 knife.

SIDE OF CRACKED SAUCE US$0.50

Our signature mayo-based rémoulade — creamy, tangy, peppery, and built to make everything on the menu taste even more “Cracked.” The OG of #BIGEGGENERGY.

SIDE OF LEMON AIOLI US$0.50

Bright, zesty, and smooth — like sunshine in sauce form. Cuts through rich eggs and bacon with a clean, citrus pop.

SIDE OF QUESO US$1.00

Warm, creamy, melty goodness with just the right kick. Our smooth, silky cheese sauce that turns burritos, tots, and sandwiches into full-blown comfort food missions.

LG. NITRO COLD BREW US$6.50

LG. HOT COFFEE US$5.00

SM. NITRO COLD BREW US$5.50

SM. HOT COFFEE US$4.00

THE BASIC US$11.00

Minimalism at its finest. Soft eggs, melty cheese, and a toasted bun doing everything exactly right. Scrambled egg, American & cheddar cheese, Cracked sauce.

THE MAYOR US$13.00

The sandwich that shook hands, kissed babies, and won the popular vote by sunrise. A true DC power move. Cracked Bacon, scrambled egg, American & cheddar cheese, Cracked sauce.

GREEN EGGS NO HAM US$12.00

The Dr. Seuss remix — green, bright, tangy, and shockingly addictive. Ham who? Scrambled egg, chives, goat cheese, tomatillo salsa.

SOUTHERN CHARM US$15.00

Southern hospitality between two buns — fried green tomato, bacon, and pimento cheese smoother than a Georgia accent. Fried green tomato, Cracked Bacon, fried egg, pimento cheese, arugula, lemon aioli

CRACKED BURGER US$15.00

A double-stacked, cheese-smothered, Cracked-sauced smash hit. Add bacon and make it dangerous. 2 Smash patties, American & cheddar cheese, pickles, diced onions, Cracked sauce, ketchup.

THE ABE FROMAN US$13.00

Ferris Bueller approved. Sausage royalty meets breakfast royalty — and no reservation required. Sausage, scrambled egg, American & cheddar cheese, Cracked sauce.

THE ANIMAL US$16.00

A wild stack of breakfast chaos. It doesn’t bite… but you might. Cracked Bacon, Sausage, Scrambled Egg, Hash Brown Patty, American & Cheddar, Cracked Sauce.

WILLIE'S HASH US$13.00

The rebel of the menu. A corned beef hash sandwich they told us was impossible… so naturally, we did it anyway. Corned Beef hash, fried egg, American & cheddar cheese, ketchup

MR. BRIGGS STUFF US$13.00

A half-smoke hero. Loud, proud, and with enough attitude to shout over a bowling alley crowd. Half-Smoke, Fried Egg, American & Cheddar Cheese, Onions, Mustard

INIGO MONTOYA US$13.00

You killed my hunger. Prepare to dine. Fiery chorizo and bold flavors worthy of a true Swashbuckler. Chorizo, fried egg, pepper jack cheese, lightly dressed arugula, lemon aioli.

JEFF SPICOLI BURRITO US$13.00

A breakfast burrito for anyone who’s ever said “Aloha, Mr. Hand” before noon. Logan’s Sausage, Scrambled Egg, Shredded Cheddar, Tots, Cracked Sauce Served with Tomatillo Salsa

HAMILTON PORTER BURRITO US$16.00

You’re killing me, Smalls. Pulled pork, slaw, and BBQ glory wrapped like a Sandlot legend. Pulled Pork, Creamy Slaw, Tots, Crispy Onions, BBQ Sauce

ROCK, PAPER, CAESAR BURRITO US$15.00

The only burrito brave enough to turn a salad into a handheld masterpiece. Chicken Tenders, Romaine, Crispy Onions, Parmesan, Caesar Dressing

THE STONEY BURRITO US$13.00

Bold, primal flavors wrapped in a warm tortilla — evolution never tasted so good. Logan’s Chorizo, Scrambled Egg, Pico de Gallo, Pepper-Jack, Tots, Lime Crema Served with Tomatillo Salsa

JOHNNY UTAH BURRITO US$17.00

An all-pro breakfast burrito built for legends, surfers, quarterbacks, and anyone chasing a rush. Skirt Steak, Scrambled Egg, Pico de Gallo, Shredded Cheddar, Tots, Lime Crema Served with House-Made Queso & Tomatillo Salsa

LANCE BURKHART BURRITO US$13.00

Dependable. Delicious. The perfect burrito for people who know exactly what they want. Cracked Bacon, Scrambled Egg, Shredded Cheddar, Tots, Cracked Sauce Served with Tomatillo Salsa

THE TURTLE BURRITO US$11.00

Slow and steady wins breakfast. A no-nonsense classic that hits every single time. Scrambled Egg, Shredded Cheddar, Tots, Cracked Sauce Served with Tomatillo Salsa

RANCHEROS CUCAMONGA US$16.00

A full-throttle ranchero upgrade — bold, messy, colorful, and ridiculously satisfying. Black Beans, Tots, Fried Eggs, Avocado, Queso Fresco, Pico De Gallo, Ranchero Sauce, Lime Crema

LOADED TOTS US$14.00

A tot-powered, bacon-stacked, egg-topped celebration of everything Cracked stands for. Cracked tots with Cracked bacon, cheddar cheese, fried egg, chives and Cracked Sauce.

ST. ELMO'S FIRE US$16.00

Buffalo, blue cheese, tots, and an egg walk into a bowl… and it’s explosive. Chicken Tenders, Buffalo Sauce, Blue Cheese, Shredded Cheddar, Fried Egg, Tots, Scallions

THE SEOUL MATE BOWL US$15.00

Is this love…that I’m Feeling? A flavor-packed love story — pork belly meets kimchi, and sparks fly. Sous vide pork belly, fried egg, sushi rice, kimchi, sriracha mayo, Hoisin, scallions, arugula, sesame seeds.

BITTERSWEET SYMPHONY US$13.00

Sweet, salty, creamy, and spicy — a breakfast ballad that hits every note. Roasted butternut squash, fried egg, arugula, quinoa, peach jam, seasoned ricotta, Mike's Hot Honey

EVERYDAY I'M BRUSSELIN' US$14.00

A feel-good bowl for people who treat vegetables like a victory dance. Roasted Brussels sprouts, sweet potato, quinoa, arugula, fried egg, sunflower seeds, Balsamic vinaigrette.

KID'S EGG & CHEESE US$13.00

Soft, fluffy, cheesy — a perfect kid breakfast. Scrambled Egg, American & Cheddar cheese, Fruit Cup, Hash Brown Patty

KID'S CHICKEN TENDERS US$13.00

Crispy, crunchy, dunk-ready classics. Three Chicken Tenders, Hash Brown, Fruit Cup

KID'S CHEESEBURGER US$13.00

A mini cheeseburger for big appetites in small humans. Single patty, American & Cheddar cheese, Fruit Cup, Hash Brown Patty

KID'S GRILLED CHEESE US$13.00

Gooey, golden, and impossible not to love. Melty American cheese, Fruit Cup, Hash Brown Patty

KID'S HAMBURGER US$13.00

Hey, we get it, we were ketchup only burger kids until like 16. Shhh. Single Patty, Fruit Cup, Hash Brown Patty

CHALLAH FRENCH TOAST NUGGETS US$9.00

Your nostalgic childhood breakfast got an upgrade. Bite-sized, golden, cinnamon-kissed nuggets of brioche that taste like Saturday mornings and cartoons — only way, way better.

SIDE OF CRACKED BACON US$6.00

Need extra? Say no more.

KID'S APPLE JUICE BOX US$3.00

MEXICAN COKE US$4.00

The same great taste made with only pure cane sugar and served in a bottle.

KID'S MILK US$3.00

NICE COLD ICE COLD MILK

GATORADE ORANGE CAN US$3.00

Because we couldn't get Citrus Cooler...

KID'S CHOCOLATE MILK US$3.00

LA CROIX TANGERINE US$3.00

NATALIE'S OJ US$5.00

SPRITE US$3.00

The cold, refreshing flavors of lemon and lime, perfectly blended.

OPEN WATER STILL US$3.50

OPEN WATER SPARKLING US$3.50

DIET COKE US$3.00

A crisp, refreshing taste you know and love with zero calories.

LA CROIX GRAPEFRUIT US$3.00